WOMAN SUES VICTORIA SECRET CLAIMING THONG INJURY
Macrida Patterson and her lawyer Jason Buccat
A woman who says she was hurt by her thong panties when a metal clip flew off and hit her in the eye has sued Victoria’s Secret, saying in a TV interview on Thursday that the injury caused her “excruciating pain.”
Macrida Patterson, a 52-year-old Los Angeles traffic officer, told NBC’s “Today” show that she suffered cuts to her cornea from the small piece of metal that had been used to secure a rhinestone heart onto the blue thong.
”I was putting on my underwear from Victoria’s Secret and the metal popped in my eye. It happened really quickly. I was in excruciating pain. I screamed. That’s what happened,” Patterson told NBC. Continue Reading….
LMAO!!! Is this woman for real???
She’ll be lucky if she receives a replacemenrt thong from Victoria Secret.
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June 20, 2008 at 10:13 pm
she needs to sue GODS good looks department!!!!
heavily!!
lol
( i know i know ) i was bored!!!
June 21, 2008 at 12:38 am
@ Ty – that was very unlike you, but funny as hell !!!
The article says -” A woman who says she was hurt by her thong panties when a metal clip flew off and hit her in the eye.”
This is too funny, but then hey I suppose she did suffer damage to her eye. To sue though… If she wins there is defo money to be made.
I’m making a list right now. Only in the USA lol !!!.
June 21, 2008 at 2:42 pm
I bet she was doin’ d helicopter.
June 21, 2008 at 3:40 pm
with those breasts!!!!!
how is a metal thingy gonna find its way to your eye!!!!! i mean reallly!!!
June 21, 2008 at 8:34 pm
sooooo wrong Ty….smh
June 21, 2008 at 10:29 pm
Damn, I did not know VS made thongs and her size. I wonder did she get VS confuse with LB (Lane Bryant).
Seriously, most of VS thongs sizes (small-large and some x-large).
Good Luck, but this is a joke.
June 23, 2008 at 9:03 pm
Did anyone notice that the metal piece is on the BACK of the thong? Either she was putting them on backwards or this is a serious case of FRAUD!