AFRICAN COUNTRY SET TO MAKE BREAKING WIND A CRIME

The government of Malawi, led by Dr Bingu wa Mutharika

Via The Daily Mail

Breaking wind is set to be made a crime in an African country.

The government of Malawi plan to punish persistent offenders ‘who foul the air’ in a bid to ‘mould responsible and disciplined citizens.’

But locals fear that pinning responsibility on the crime will be difficult – and may lead to miscarriages of justice as ‘criminals’ attempt to blame others for their offence.

One Malawian told the website Africanews.com: ‘My goodness. What happens in a public place where a group is gathered. Do they lock up half a minibus?

‘And how about at meetings where it is difficult to pinpoint ‘culprits’?

‘Children will openly deny having passed bad air and point at an elder. Culturally, this is very embarrassing,’ she said. Continue Reading….

The government of Malawi cannot be serious. What a bunch of idiots. They clearly have too much time on their hands.  They should all be fired and replaced with individuals who were born with common sense. 

I truly hope that this bizarre story turns out not to be true.

*shaking head*

[Thanks Yinka]

3 replies »

  1. Like we don’t know that the authorities in Malawi are a fools. They done sold out most of the country to Madonna and Kaballah (why they couldn’t just give her the two pickney dem and leave it like that MI nuh know). So of course they should ban their one another from pooping up the place. After the impression we have been given is that most in Malawi can’t afford fi n’yam. I bet the only people that have stinking poop are rich people like dem prideless fools in the government. Dem fi stop poop, yes. When they dead from innards poisoning, maybe some prideful Malawians can come ’bout the place and at least distribute the pickings they gain from Madonna etc to the people dem !

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